Ron and Reg

Ron and Reg
Ron and Reg's artwork from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Powers	Painting
Species	Paintbrush, Paint pot
Affiliation(s)	Franky, Conker
Enemies	Unknown
Game(s)	Conker's Bad Fur Day Conker: Live & Reloaded
First appearance	Conker's Bad Fur Day (2001)
Latest appearance	Conker: Live & Reloaded (2005)

Ron and Reg are a can of paint and a paintbrush, respectively who appear in Conker's Bad Fur Day and its remake Conker: Live & Reloaded, during the Barn Boys chapter. They spend the majority of their time on a shelf in the barn, making fun of Franky, who initially believes they are his friends.

Ron is the "brains" of the pair, with Reg usually copying and following whatever he says. They, like Franky, speak in poor English and appear uneducated, a possible reference to farm-laborers, reflecting the level name. When Conker arrives in the barn, they say that they should "go kick his ass", but argue over whose turn it is. They end up sending Franky to deal with Conker. Later, when Franky is miserable after his loss to Conker, instead of comforting him, they take pleasure in pushing him to kill himself, and mocking him further when his attempted hanging fails due to his lack of an actual neck. They are eventually silenced when Conker, losing his temper at their constant mocking, (offcamera) forced Reg into Ron's mouth, leaving Ron unable to speak and Reg laughing too hard to comment. The irritating pair appear in the throne room scene, in the game's closing cutscenes.